A Man Can Dream

In the spirit of yesterday's post, here's an exchange I recently had with a good friend, although on a much lighter subject.

me: oh no, the amazing six nippled elder was a different companion

9:42 PM i had more than my share of wacko companions

*friend*: i don't like too many nipples

me: i think six nipples could be erotic

in a woman

*friend*: NO
*friend*: i'm watching the duggars

on tlc

i want to have kids

11:30 PM me: who are the duggars?

*friend*: http://www.duggarfamily.com/

11:31 PM me: good grief

you don't want 18 children do you?

11:32 PM *friend*: no, but a few

11:33 PM me: you know what would come in handy if you had 18 children?

*friend*: yah, yah

me: lol

we could sell the extra milk to ben and jerry's

for ice cream

11:34 PM mmmmmmmmmmm

*friend*: HAHAHAHA

me: human breast milk ice cream...

*friend*: that was so gross... i was so glad they shut that idea down

11:36 PM *friend*: well, i'm going to go to bed

enjoy your dreams of breasts and breast milk

me: oh look, jessica simpson is back

*friend*: oh good

me: performing some kind of song

*friend*: ew

i forgot she sang

me: waving those breasts around

*friend*: i just thought she was a bimbo

lol

me: you know, if you divided each breast in three

*friend*: i forgot she had a "talent"

me: you know, i'd trade size for quantity

*friend*: ew

ew

ew

ew

ew

ew

11:38 PM me: mmmmmhmmmmm

it's like apples and watermelons

one great big watermelon is unwieldy

gets messy

six apples, on the other hand

easy to handle

me: you could juggle 'em

*friend*: that's gross

11:39 PM me: of course, i'm not talking grape size

kiwi is about as small as i'd take

*friend*: grapefruit

you should take what you can get

me: six grapefruit would be manageable

11:40 PM *friend*: beggars can't be choosers

me: a man can dream